Ho Ho Holy Crap I'm Tired!

Aside from a farting pillow that I bought a couple of weeks ago...hmmm, I'm thinking you want to see it in action... yes, of course you do...

pretty impressive, right?

And this nifty Chevrolet seat belt made into a belt that I ordered from Pure Detroit:

(both bought for my Dad), I had no Christmas shopping done until today.

I just got home from what can only be described as turbo shopping, and vroom vroom, I'm now almost done!

I would have been the tiniest bit further ahead had I not completely fabricated a memory of my sister telling me she wanted leg warmers, gone out earlier in the week and bought her a really classy pair (because that's the only kind of leg warmer I can imagine my sister wearing) and then, feeling suspicious about it all, rechecked her wish list and found nothing of the sort. So that was a setback, not to mention incredibly strange. 

Now I am exhausted and have a hoard of unwrapped gifts cluttering up my dining room table. Which means the only option for dinner tonight is to go out.

Cheers!