Monday, December 24, 2012

Fright Before Christmas!

They sensed I was the weakest of the pack and descended on me quickly. They had me surrounded in seconds, and began tearing at me with their tiny crumb and sugar-coated hands.

One savagely chewed on my fingers while another riddled my lap with a barrage of flatulence. The third attacked from behind, clawing at my hair and howling with terrifying ferocity.

I had no hope for survival. The toddlers had taken me down.

They will tire soon, right?

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