Thursday, October 11, 2012

Don't Breed on Me.

I think many of you know that I consider most children to be detestable creatures with filthy hands, bad manners, and low intellect. (Of course, I'm not talking about your children...)

My punishment for being such a despicable person is that one or more of these lovelies is always, always (always) seated behind me on an airplane. Which further deteriorates any possibility that I will have a change of attitude on this front.

So what a surprise (to me and everyone else) that I found these children's toys and drawings so irresistible. I even thought, "Aww, I want one!"

A toy. To clarify.  

And I'm kind of joking. But not about the dirty hands part. That's just gross.


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